All posts by Sean Simon
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Sean Simon | July 29, 2016
Pence vs. Kaine: The Election America Deserves
But unfortunately, it's not the one we've got.
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Sean Simon | July 16, 2016
10 Thoughts I Have While Watching a Hillary Clinton Speech
It seems like there’s always a new speech from one of the presidential candidates on TV, trending on...
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Sean Simon | July 8, 2016
Obama the Hype Man: Bringing the “Fun Factor” to Clinton’s Campaign
He's got Hillary fired up!
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Sean Simon | June 28, 2016
Get to Know Clinton’s Likely VPs
Who is Clinton Considering?
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Sean Simon | June 23, 2016
Samantha Bee Deserves More Buzz
Ironically, Full Frontal Has The Best Coverage.
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Sean Simon | June 21, 2016
The Anatomy of An Illuminati Political Conspiracy
Illuminati? Confirmed.
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Sean Simon | June 20, 2016
Is Trump This Generation’s Goldwater?
Is Trump the most divisive candidate since 1964?
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Sean Simon | June 14, 2016
Trump Revokes Washington Post Press Credentials
This is all part of a typical Trump pattern.
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Sean Simon | June 14, 2016
Citigroup, Owner of “Thank You,” Sues AT&T for Using “Thanks”
Can Citigroup really claim dominion over "thank you?"
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Sean Simon | June 8, 2016
Hillary’s $12,000 Jacket Doesn’t Mean Jacksh*t
Let the lady spend her money!
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Sean Simon | June 4, 2016
Student Arrested While Streaming Movie Premiere on Facebook Live
Called in from thousands of miles away.
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Sean Simon | May 28, 2016
Domino’s Accused of Wage Theft: What Does this Mean for Franchises?
A corporate issue affecting franchisees.
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Sean Simon | May 18, 2016
Donald Trump Interviewed by Megyn Kelly, Former “Bimbo”
Megyn Kelly Interviewed Donald Trump -- But Has She Lost Her Edge?
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Sean Simon | May 17, 2016
Ben Carson May Or May Not Have Leaked Trump’s VP List
C'mon Ben, get it together.
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Sean Simon | May 4, 2016
How Do Candidates America Hates Keep Winning?
Social Media isn't any help.
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Sean Simon | May 1, 2016
Cruz Finds His Outsider: Too Early and Too Late
Hi, bye, Carly.
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Sean Simon | April 27, 2016
Twitter Shows Trump the Real “Woman Card”
It's not just about Hillary.
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Sean Simon | April 25, 2016
Mutually-Assured Obstruction: Cruz, Kasich Aim for Contested Convention
Will teamwork be enough to trounce Trump?
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Sean Simon | April 23, 2016
Hot Sauce Lands Hillary In Hot Water
Hillary Clinton is white. I mean, I’m white, but Hillary is super white, like banana-and-mayo sandwich made by Dale Earnhardt...
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Sean Simon | April 20, 2016
Drunk Driving Nun’s Ambien Defense Fails
Unfortunately the explanation didn't fly.
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Sean Simon | April 11, 2016
The Boston Globe Hates Trump, Trump Hates The Globe
Trump has a strange relationship with the media.
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Sean Simon | April 8, 2016
President Hillary Clinton Would Release The X-Files
John Podesta wants The Truth to be Out There.
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Sean Simon | April 6, 2016
Tim Robbins And The First Lady of Guam Are In a Tizzy
Only a little bit of representation for Guam.
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Sean Simon | April 4, 2016
Brazil’s 2016 Olympics: Does Anyone Want to Go to Rio?
There's a lot of work that needs to be done.
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Sean Simon | April 2, 2016
The Government Wants You to Buy the New Tesla Right Now
Telsa might sell these cars too fast.
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Sean Simon | March 30, 2016
If the Republican Party Was an Actual Party
What happens when the Republican Party is a Republican party
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Sean Simon | March 28, 2016
Open Carry Petition A Double-Edged Gun for GOP
Will GOP convention in Cleveland become the Wild Wild (Mid)West?
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Sean Simon | March 25, 2016
House of Representatives to Decide if Magic is a National Treasure
At the very least, it's worth consideration.
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Sean Simon | March 23, 2016
Is Olivia Newton-John’s Dead Ex-Boyfriend Secretly Living in Mexico?
Because life is an episode of "CSI:Miami"
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Sean Simon | March 21, 2016
What Should we Make of Hillary Clinton’s Record on Rape Victims?
Who to believe?