RantCrush Top 5: September 22, 2016

Despite a lot of skepticism, people really take Zodiac signs very seriously. To some, Zodiac signs pretty much determine everything from how you take on menial tasks to the kind of people you get along with (there’s the “omg, you’re a Libra, I’m a Capricorn but we’re completely made for each other” bit). But yesterday, the astrological world was completely thrown for a loop when NASA announced a THIRTEENTH sign.

It’s called ‘Ophiuchus’ and now all the signs have been pushed back, so if you were an Aquarius, you are now a Capricorn. Anyway, WTF is a Ophiuchus and why does NASA think it has the right to just jostle my existence like this?

@NASA you are breaking my heart.

— penny (@penny) September 22, 2016

We should ignore this whole new Zodiac thing. There’s probably a reason the Babylonians ignored Ophiuchus in the first place.

— abby dodge (@abby_dodge) September 21, 2016

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