RantCrush Top 5: Independence Day Edition

The invention of jorts might be one of the most American things out there. It is almost guaranteed that idiots will be wearing jorts this Fourth of July weekend. But people are still trying to decide what true jorts really. There’s what I call “cut-off jeans” and then there are jeans that have been fashioned into shorts. In my opinion, they are gross and should not exist. Will we ever reach a consensus on the jorts issue?

Every time I see someone wearing jorts I give them a head nod so they know what’s up. Jorts gotta stick together you know

— vasilios poulos (@poulos3317) June 20, 2016

i wear jorts. proudly. i don’t give a fuck what you think. #cutoffs

— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 28, 2016

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