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Hilarious Online Responses to Ryan Lochte’s #LochteGate and #LochMess
At this point your guess is probably better than mine when it comes to answering the question “was Ryan Lochte lying about being robbed in Rio?” Not only has the silver-haired swimmer changed his story several times, but contradictory video footage from a security checkpoint and gas station seem to back up Brazilian authorities’ theory that the whole thing was an elaborate drunken coverup. In other words, things aren’t looking too good for the 12-time Olympic medalist.
While it might be a while before we finally learn the truth, Lochte is lucky he gets to safely sit this one out back in the U.S. The internet, however, wasted no time dubbing the swimmer guilty before ferociously mocking the scandal online. Since we can’t help but laugh (even though we kinda feel bad) at some of the memes, here are some of the funniest Twitter responses to #LochteGate and #LochMess:
Ryan Lochte lied about a night on the town to his mom and started an international incident. I’m dead.
— Ashley Weatherford (@sincerelyash) August 18, 2016
Confession: I robbed Ryan Lochte. I used my Lackawanna County Sheriff’s badge a squirt gun & a bad Brazilian accent. Sorry.
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) August 18, 2016
Exclusive footage of the U.S. swim team’s gas station fight https://t.co/ImltY6Ikzo
— MTV News (@MTVNews) August 18, 2016
Lochte’s fastest time was getting out of Brazil
— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) August 18, 2016
Synchronized swimmers would keep their story straight.
— Steve Rushin (@SteveRushin) August 18, 2016
Sketch of the guy who held up Lochte pic.twitter.com/sPLUvWz5dC
— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) August 18, 2016
There is no justice where there is Comic Sans: this is the Brazilian judge’s order in the Ryan Lotche controversy. pic.twitter.com/ZqWblg7YLS
— Dr. Anthony M. Kreis (@AnthonyMKreis) August 18, 2016
If it includes the letters “LOCH” then chances are it’s a hoax. #LochteGate pic.twitter.com/3gzHltXkER
— nascarcasm (@nascarcasm) August 18, 2016
#LochteGate pic.twitter.com/ADDAEiqCfS
— Brendan Mackey (@Bmackey34) August 18, 2016
#LochteGate pic.twitter.com/v4jMReZ2ws
— Dominique Ringle (@dringle427) August 18, 2016
Brazilian Authorities: Mr. Lochte, you story doesn’t add up.
Ryan Lochte:
#LochteGate pic.twitter.com/W1ol0S9zcR
— KristinDeLuciaMorgan (@kmorgan76) August 18, 2016
Brazilian Police: “And you made the whole story up, didn’t you?”
Lochte: pic.twitter.com/O2YKasN62s
— Chief (@BarstoolChief) August 18, 2016
Honestly, now would be the perfect time to actually rob Lochte
— Myles Brown (@mdotbrown) August 18, 2016
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