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Woman Calls Cops On Neighbors For Chanting “ISIS is Good” During Sex
An 82-year-old Wisconsin woman just took being a nosy neighbor to a whole new level. According to a local CBS News station, the woman called the Brown Deer Police Sunday night to report that her neighbors were chanting “ISIS is good, ISIS is great” while having sex.
I’m just going to let that marinate for a second.
This woman dialed 911 because she believed her neighbors “non-traditional” sexual proclivities constituted a declaration of terrorist intentions. The police, however, didn’t seem too convinced that there was any immediate danger, telling the woman to call back if she heard more chanting or anything else unusual.
When asked on Twitter about the incident, Brown Deer Police Chief Kass replied, “maybe taking see something, say something a little too far?”
@Eric_Steckling @BrownDeerWIPD @CBS58 maybe taking see something say something a little to far?
— Chief Kass (@browndeerchief) December 22, 2015
Once social media got wind of the story, several users began coming up with their own hilarious explanations for the possible chant.
@CBS58 @robdelaney No sex. I was enjoying My McDonalds Sweet tea and moaning “Ice is… is good”. And yes I have a slight stutter. — Derek Rowe (@KentuckyBlacc) December 22, 2015
@Boiler2015 @CBS58 who DOESN’T yell ISIS is good during sex?? Settle down grandma! — Bentzburgh™ (@Bentzburgh) December 22, 2015
@CBS58 @AdrianChen How dare someone steal my safeword. — emily nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) December 22, 2015
@dhambrick63 @CBS58 true story, there are women named Isis in America… — DocBeerio (@docbeerio) December 22, 2015
All jokes aside, this poor old lady was probably just trying to do her civic due diligence. Maybe next time she’ll think twice before trying to cockblock her neighbors by calling the cops.
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