Some more jiggery-pokery, we can only hope.
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]]>Today the Supreme Court handed down an historic ruling on marriage, striking down state laws that ban same-sex marriage. Always one to out-do himself, Justice Scalia delivered a dissenting opinion of immense rhetorical heft, perhaps even better than his Obamacare dissent. Here are the highlights:
Hey, Ginsburg was drunk at ONE State of the Union, don’t hold it against her.
No, I’m pretty sure this guy still rules everything that the light touches.
Hey, as long as you fall with style, it’s all good.
Good thing Scalia’s got his glasses on.
Putsch. noun \ˈpu̇ch\ : a secretly plotted and suddenly executed attempt to overthrow a government.
Is Ginsburg the Mockingjay?
Yikes. I hope they have some ice at the Supreme Court
You’re not even real California, just get over it!
Scalia’s wife may have some words for him when he gets home today.
I don’t think he found any.
Upon inquiry, the hippie responded, “Who’s Antonin Scalia?”
Bonus: (Huh? How can a better informed understanding of how constitutional imperatives [whatever that means] define [whatever that means] an urgent liberty [never mind], give birth to a right?)
Takeway of the day: Scalia is very confused. And those brackets certainly aren’t helping.
To read more Scalia fun, make sure to check out the Top 10 Most Creative Quotes from Antonin Scalia’s Obamacare Dissent.
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